This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

I have never thought about it this way before. My eyes have been opened.

I have never thought about it this way before. My eyes have been opened.

This perfectly sums up my entire life. I will let you be the judge of what part I am specifically talking about thought.

This perfectly sums up my entire life. I will let you be the judge of what part I am specifically talking about thought.

Sadly, this has probably happened before.

Sadly, this has probably happened before.

"MAKE DAT PUSSY POP!"

"MAKE DAT PUSSY POP!"

I am a strong believer that if you have a nice butt, you should let everyone see/touch/admire it.

I am a strong believer that if you have a nice butt, you should let everyone see/touch/admire it.

(via butex)