How come the creepy things always seem to show up right as the sun is going down?

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

Follow your dreams!

Follow your dreams!

Here are a couple of gifs to help get 2014 started right.

Notice the exquisite detail on the butt-hole.

Notice the exquisite detail on the butt-hole.

This perfectly sums up my entire life. I will let you be the judge of what part I am specifically talking about thought.

This perfectly sums up my entire life. I will let you be the judge of what part I am specifically talking about thought.