God exists.

God exists.

Awwww! Look at them! They look like they are having so much fun at the beach :)

Awwww! Look at them! They look like they are having so much fun at the beach :)

Worst way to die.

Swimming in the (arctic) ocean, up from the depths comes a Narwhal, tusk right in your butthole. You die by Narwhal, friends die from laughter.

Think print is dead? Think again.

Think print is dead? Think again.

Tell me your secrets blob. Let me know what you know, feel what you feel. 

Tell me your secrets blob. Let me know what you know, feel what you feel. 

Seriously Japan, what the fuck?

Seriously Japan, what the fuck?

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Nicolas Cagecakes. You may now carry on about your business.

Ladies and Gentlemen, I give to you, Nicolas Cagecakes. You may now carry on about your business.