A fellow Randomite sent me an email. Inside was this photo and this story.
"Sooooooooo… Yesterday, on my walk back to campus from the Family Dollar store on Howard and Westnedge, I came across this letter/narrative carelessly thrown into the leaves, dirt, and grass on the side of the road. What made me pick it up was the amount of writing on it, but what I didn’t see coming was what was actually written on the paper:
"The last time we had seen eachother was at a pool party in college where, after several margaritas, we wound up making out and grinding on eachother until we’d soaked our speedos with eachothers cum. I still get turned on to this day everytime I smell coconut oil. Neither of us were out at that point but now, 10 yrs later things had changed for me and I assumed for him since he was the one [initiating] our get together. He was going to be in town for business for just one night and he’d asked me to meet him at the hotel bar to catch up. I threw caution to the wind and assumed he wanted to pick up where we left off and I thought I’d really put my cards on the table and "dress up" for the occassion.
As I made my way into + through the crowded bar I felt several eyes upon me. I’d dressed in my favorite business suit with a few slutty accessories added. My 3 inch stillettos had a naughty set of ankle straps that matched the thin leather choke I wore around my neck (and if he played his cards right Tim would find out my corset also matched) My skirt was knee length but very tight and had a slit that at the right angle, would reveal the tops of my [sheer] thigh high stockings. My white silk blouse was unbuttoned just enough to show off the convincing cleavage created by my leather corset. I’d pulled my long blond hair into a pony tail in the hopes he’d use it to hold onto as he took me from behind”.
That is where the letter ended. It left a lot of people hanging because that was the only page!”
I love getting email like this haha.