It wants to be born…….now!

It wants to be born…….now!

"Pizza is here!""THEY FORGOT THE CHEESE BREAD!"

"Pizza is here!"
"THEY FORGOT THE CHEESE BREAD!"

How come the creepy things always seem to show up right as the sun is going down?

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

This makes me feel uncomfortable. Just imagine if this was something that could actually happen. Be all slimy and wiggly in your pants all day long. Ugh.

This is quite possibly the greatest thing I have ever seen.

God exists.

God exists.

What the sweet holy fuck?!

What the sweet holy fuck?!

Going to make a banana cream pie.

Going to make a banana cream pie.

I love posting things that have nothing to do with one another.